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Limerick Ode To The Gambler

Three Word Wednesday asks us to use chance, entice, and savor in a poem. I’ve coaxed them into this limerick: Limerick Ode To The Gambler By Madeleine Begun Kane A gambler enticed by the chance Of a...

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Limerick Claim (Limerick-Off Monday)

It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...

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Limerick Fix (Limerick-Off Monday)

It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...

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Limerick Advance (Limerick-Off Monday)

It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same first line. Then you post your limerick here and, if you’re a Facebook user, on Facebook...

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Powering-Through My Powerball Loss (Limerick)

I read Powerball news with chagrin. Yet again, I have lost. What a sin! But dismay I dismiss– There’s a lesson in this: You’ve got to be in it to win.

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Goose Day (Limerick)

A farmer who tried to produce A plausible, timely excuse For gambling away His nest egg, today Came up empty, self-cooking his goose. Happy Goose Day! (September 29)

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Woe-Ridden Gambler (Limerick)

A gambler who lost lots of dough On a horse race, was stunned by the blow: “Woe is me! I’m a chump! That damn horse took a dump Mid-race; he was rarin’ to ‘go.'”

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A Limerick Ode To Dice

“Our son has a terrible vice; He’s a gambler and not very nice. When we tell him to stop, He says, ‘Mother and Pop, All my cards on the table: No dice!'” (December 4 is “National Dice Day.”)

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Limerick-Off Monday – Rhyme Word: HEEL or HEAL at the end of any one line...

It’s Limerick-Off time, once again. And that means I write a limerick, and you write your own, using the same rhyme word. Then you post your limerick(s) as a comment to this post and, if you’re a...

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The Would-Be Borrower (Limerick)

A gambler I know, who’s a heel,Asked to borrow some cash for a meal:“I lost my last dime,But I win all the time,So just one crappy hand’s no big deal!”

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